“THE TRUMP TRANSLATOR” (8 – 11)
8) “All you need is love” - John Lennon 1967.
“Trump translator”: All you need is money. Love is good, too. I know a lot about love. I get stadiums of crowds filled with love. More than anyone in history. A lot of smart people who always agree with me are saying this. But frankly, money is all you need. Someone should write a song about it! It would be HUGE!!
(9) “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself” Franklin D. Roosevelt 1933
“Trump translator”: Fear is OVERRATED. Fear is for LOSERS!
(10) “Well may we say, God save the Queen, because nothing will save the Governor- General.” Gough Whitlam, 1975.
“Trump translator”: People say God save the queen. HE should save her! She’s a very classy act. Very stylish. But the Governor-General?? I’m hearing terrible things. TOTAL DISASTER! Nothing can save this guy! CURTAINS FOR KERR!!
(11) “This is the recession that Australia had to have” Paul Keating, 1990.
“Trump translator”: Recession. What an UGLY word. A PROFANITY! But this global recession is the one we needed. I planned for it. Nobody knows how much, except me. Thank you for your attention to this matter.