JEST JOKIN'
From the Australian Association of Retired People
Questions and Answers
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: In a book shop under "Fiction'
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can build a shed. When you're done you'll have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for spectacles?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique shops?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can build a shed. When you're done you'll have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60-plus year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for spectacles?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique shops?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"