JEST JOKIN!

Old men can still think fast

An elderly farmer in Far North Queensland had owned a large farm for many years. He had a large dam in the back paddock, fixed up nice -- picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some tropical fruit trees.

The dam was set up for swimming with a diving jetty, when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down there as he hadn't been for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing.

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went into the deeper water.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the crocodiles".