JEST JOKIN!
Another Government Study provides outstanding results

The Territory Government approved and the CSIRO contracted a bird pathologist to exaqmine the remains of all the crows and he confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu, much to everyone's relief.
However, he determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks and only 2% were killed by car impact. (Didn't know there was a difference!)
The Territory Government then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine the disproportionate percentages for truck versus car kills.
After 18 months of research and $2.7 million spent, the Ornithological Behaviorist determined the cause in the deaths.
When crows eat road kill, they always set up a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. His conclusion was that the lookout crow could say "Cah", but he could not say "Truck".
I just wanted to make sure that you knew your tax money was being well spent.....