FINES

John Hunt was ruthless on Tuesday and fines were levied on most of us. Firstly, as editor I was most impressed when John approached Michael Boyd for some dirt on me, Michael responded (wisely I might add) that "I was perfect"! Those who worked at any time over the last 4 days and were paid penalty rates were asked to pay up. Steve for having fire restrictions lifted. Eric was fined for going on a "trip". Janet couldn't find the ladies toilets. Robert Cuzens for not being at lawn bowls and John Nisbet for winning lawn bowls. Alan Bowes for his dedication in driving miles and miles in the dark for an early start at the Harris Scarfe BBQ, only to find out that we had been double booked and the others got in first. Those who missed daylight savings and were late. Astrid who can now shear a sheep, but left the poor little thing with no wool and having to contend with the freezing weather. Trevor Williams for unearthing a cooper head snake and ran like a little girl! John Stuckey for the successful opening of BBQ's Galore. Graeme Ross for his 55th wedding anniversary and Margaret's birthday. Any Rotarians who were members when Charlie Speed was a member of Rotary.