FINES

Finesmaster Doug Maclean must have had his ear to the ground this week because he knew something about everyone. For instance, Andrea's pseudonym is "Attila the Hun"; Terry has a new punting system; Rach had only one day off for the month of December.... violins were heard; Sharon and Michael for a new house; David for attending; Trevor for having the same name of a criminal who so happens to live in the same street as Trevor; Gordon for winning the quilting prize and sending messages to the editor about petrol prices; Ian Sharman for his on-again, off-again beard; John Hunt for his recent swims and coming 1,800th and 3,500 came after him; Astrid for taking Australian flags from Bunnings; Alan Bowes for avoiding buying a sausage at the Bunnings BBQ and going in and out another door; Ian Cairns for not being able to help clean the house because he had a cut finger - zero sympathy from Rotarians who decided the injury was a paper cut.