Just a few thoughts, groans and chuckles to get you through the week! 

You know it's a bad day when . . . .

 Your car horn sticks on the highway behind 32 Hell's Angels bikers.

Your birthday cake collapses under the weight of the candels.

Your 4-year old tells you that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet.

You get to work to find the "60 Minutes" news team waiting for you.

You turn on the evening news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.

It costs more to fill up the car than it did to buy it.

Your income tax refund check bounces . . .and finally . . . . 

Your blind date turns out to be your ex!!

 Have a great week!!!