Great Golf Quotes . . . .

Golf is a game in which you yell "fore"... shoot six... and write down five. 
~ Paul Harvey

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
~ Hank Aaron

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It is called an eraser.
~ Arnold Palmer

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
~ Phyllis Diller

Golf is a game where the ball always lies poorly and the player always lies well.
~ Anonymous

I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot. 
~ Don Adams

 I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks at the end of the round because I'd spent about half the day in the woods.
~ Jeff Foxworthy 

Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
~ Bruce Lansky

The older I get, the better I used to be. 
~ Lee Trevino

Golf's three ugliest words: still your shot.
~ Dave Marr

The older you get the stronger the wind gets... and it's always in your face. 
~ Jack Nicklaus

Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes. 
~ Dave Marr

Golf is a better game played downhill. 
~ Jack Nicklaus

 I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
~ Bob Hope

It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it. 
~ Jack Nicklaus

The proper score for a businessman golfer is 90. If he is better than that he is neglecting his business. If he's worse, he's neglecting his golf.
~ St Andrews Rotary Club Member

Nothing goes down slower than a golf handicap.
~ Bobby Nichols

You know you're on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do.
~ Bob Bruce