A retired Rotarian  was recently heard to comment  on how the status symbol of today is a Blackberry phone, and, a kind of phone that you can clip on your belt or purse.
And, because of today's economy, he was upset cause he could not afford one.  So, he said, I'm  gonna wear my garage door opener.  Also, he said "I've made a cover for my hearing aid, so now, I have what is called "blue teeth".

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