The Troops Are Home!  Howell Rotary joins the entire community to welcome the Howell-based Michigan National Guard back from Iraq.  Nothing can be better than returning home again after so much anxiety and longing.  Welcome back everyone!

Membership.  For a couple years our membership was growing.  Now it appears we are losing many members without replacing them.  Several have dropped out very quietly.  Others are not attending.  You must help replenish our membership with good, active people.  Here are some who are no longer attending or attending infrequently: Mary Ellen Ahmad, Puneet Chandra, Valde Garcia, Don Greene (he is moving north), Kendra Kaminsky, Arvid Northrup, Dan Hutcheson, Chuck Kraegel, and Chuck Breiner. 
 


May 3 Millage: People are lining up on whether to pass a 3-mill levy to raise 20 million for school operations in the county.  Some feel that decreasing costs (the benefit package, for instance) is a solution to the money problems.  Others think that the growing school districts will require more money to meet the demand.  If any Rotarian would like to line up a program to debate this issue, the members would be eager to listen.

Why the English Language is Hard to Learn:
1. 
The bandage was wound around the wound.
2.  The farm was used to produce produce.
3.  The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4.  He could lead if he could get the lead out.
5.  The man had to desert his dessert in the desert.
6.  A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
7.  The dove dove into the bushes.
8.  I did not object to the object.
9.  The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
10. There was a row among the oarsment about how to row.