March 13, 2006
Posted by Fred Woodhams
Stu Christian has invited Sue Spagnuolo, who is from Southeast Michigan Legal Aid.
Upcoming Programs and Events:
March 20: Kathy Zaenger will discuss the Howell District Library Improvement Plan.
Thursday, March 23: the Steering Committee meets at Cleary's to continue its discussion of the Club's direction. All members are welcome to join in.
Saturday, March 25: the Interact annual 5K run will start at Howell High School.
Monday, March 27: Vaughn Oswalt is program chair.
Upcoming Programs and Events:
March 20: Kathy Zaenger will discuss the Howell District Library Improvement Plan.
Thursday, March 23: the Steering Committee meets at Cleary's to continue its discussion of the Club's direction. All members are welcome to join in.
Saturday, March 25: the Interact annual 5K run will start at Howell High School.
Monday, March 27: Vaughn Oswalt is program chair.
In March Pat Convery will the Rotary greeter.
Out of the Mouths of Babes
The following comes from a Catholic elementary school test about the Old and New Testaments. Incorrect spelling has been left in, and no other editing has been done.
1. "In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world so he took the sabbath off."
2. "Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was Joan of Ark. Noah built and ark and the animals came on in pears."
3. "Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night."
4. "The Jews were a proud people and thoroughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic genitals."
5. "Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah."
Out of the Mouths of Babes
The following comes from a Catholic elementary school test about the Old and New Testaments. Incorrect spelling has been left in, and no other editing has been done.
1. "In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world so he took the sabbath off."
2. "Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was Joan of Ark. Noah built and ark and the animals came on in pears."
3. "Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night."
4. "The Jews were a proud people and thoroughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic genitals."
5. "Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah."