Rotary Club of Greater Geraldton 170124

Geraldton Golf Club 6.30pm

Notes by G A Woodhams

 President Geoff Wood hosts the first meeting of the new year.

 Attendance: Geoff Wood, Karen Godfrey, Bob Symington, Dennis Gilleland (guest), Di Gilleland, Rob Mosel, Ian Taylor, Don Rolston, Laurie Dines, James Gardiner (guest speaker), Kevin Green, Bob Urquhart, Grant Woodhams, Jim Dillon, Peter Blurton (visiting Rotarian), Claire McElhinney, Peter Sukiennik, Vicki Sukiennik (guest), Viki Fennell, Russell McKinnon.

Apologies: Jo Clarke, Hannah Lind (IBEx), Hugh Lavery

Raffle: Won by Claire McElhinney with 3 of Hearts.

Fines Session with Ian 'Doc Taylor:

Geoff Wood and all his operations

Kevin 'Diane' Green

Karen and her financial indiscretions

Wine and Cheese with Dennis and Di

Kevin Green's four new birds

Bob Urquhart power failure spoils crayfish dinner

Haircut headlines with Thin Woodie and James Dillon

Bob Symington's eye test. Bob has also taken up knitting

Peter Sukiennik window tint but doesn't tell Vicki

Rob Mosel trying to beat Ian Taylor through the door

Russell McKinnon the world traveller

Claire McElhinney wine tax and the buggering off to Darwin tax

Geoff Wood pinches Barry Dring's Collingwood toothbrush joke

Ian Taylor fines himself for not diagnosing his wife's broken ribs

Ian Taylor tells the jungle joke about why there are no aspirins ...the paracetamol...

Floor Fines: Jim Dillon fines Ian Taylor – who wouldn't?

Geoff Watson is in hospital in Perth.

Next week is a breakfast meeting with our guest speaker, Nesta Joliffe, who has been a Gold Medal winner at the Chelsea Flower Show in London.

Adios Amigos sees you soon