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                                 Bulletin 31  March 12th 2018
 
President's Message
Neville Goodsir
 
      BRUCE 9980 CONFERENCE    Some of our team
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Mosgiel
We meet Mondays at 06:00 PM
Burns Lodge (Holy Cross College)
89 Church Street
Mosgiel,  9024
New Zealand
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May 14, 2018
PSS Otago - The buddy programme - connecting the generations
May 21, 2018
A look at the motor vehicle finance industry in the 21st Centuary
May 28, 2018
Cargill Enterprises- well known Dunedin charity.... find out exactly what do they do.
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Rotary jobs 
Book-sale team member
Due to a retirement of to a vital member of the  team a senior position has become available.
This an opportunity to achieve a senior executive  position, full training provided, salary? (usual rotary)
As it will probable be necessary for two people to replace the retiring member  two appointments may be made .
Please contact Michael Lawlor 489 6771
Firewood Team
Thanks to the members who turned up to help the team process a large pile of wood, Mike will advise members when and if they need additional help.
RSA Poppy Appeal. Fri 20th April
Robbie will be sending out a Google Form survey for members to fill in, it only takes half a minute and SUBMIT. If you can help tick the convenient times and you will be contacted.
 
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A Doctor was asked to speak to his Rotary Club and they asked if he would speak on sex and a happy marriage. He spoke and everyone thought he did a great job. He went home that night and his wife asked if he talked to the club? he said yes? she asked what his subject was? He thought he had better not tell her what he talked about so he said that he spoke on sailing. Next day his wife met one of the Rotary men at the store and he told her what a wonderful talk her husband had made, and told her that he sure was an expert on the subject.
 
I was trying to pay my way through college, so I started a laundry service. One day, a man came in and picked up his stuff and asked, “What is the usual tip around here?” I answered, “I don’t know, but looking at you, I doubt I’ll get a quarter!” He took out a 10 dollar bill and said, “Keep the whole thing. But, by the way what are you taking in college?” I replied, “Reverse psychology!”
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Monday night speaker
Dr Andrea Farminer, Origin Consultants Ltd
 
A Common Thread - Dunedin's Shared Heritage
 
As one of Dunedin's recent immigrants to make this city my home, I am following a shared tradition of immigration that began in earnest in 1848 when the earliest European settlers arrived in Otago Harbour. They, along with countless other settlers after them, created a tangible legacy that has become my privilege to research, record and interpret through my work as a heritage consultant and Archaeologist here in Dunedin. This talk will highlight some of the interesting 'finds' - places, people and objects, that I have encountered in my everyday work across the city.
Pool Fundraising report
Pool Fundraising Report by Irene and Peter
To date, the Fundraising Committee, which includes Rotarians Irene Mosley (Trust Chairperson), Bob Campbell (Committee Chairman) and Peter Shanks, have a total of approximately $750,000 raised in cash and pledges.
As a group we are immensely proud and grateful for the generous contributions our Mosgiel Rotary Club has made to this very worthy and essential community facility. 
Rotary, including our club, Taieri & The Carisbrook fund have raised: $267,000 approx. 
This includes: Personal giving by Club members (Cash and Pledges)$154,000 approx.
Total needed for naming rights for Learners Pool:                 $350,000
Balance required:                                                                    $ 83,000
We are about to work with the Taieri Club to ask the inner City clubs to support us in our endeavour as we know that this project is of benefit to the whole city; not just Mosgiel.
The reason for this report is to thank all who have given so generously, of time and or money and to ask members who are yet to confirm whether or not they can commit to let us know.  We really need a commitment, not necessarily the money, by the 31st March which is the DCC’s first deadline and the end of this financial year to claim your tax rebate.
This commitment need not be in cash as it can be in the form of a pledge over the next 1-5 years.  Although this pledge is not legally binding, the DCC will match these pledges dollar for dollar which allows us as a committee to get closer to our target.
For example $1,000.00 donated per year for 5 years would attract a rebate of $333 back to you each year.  Along with the $5000 subsidy from the council, this means $10,000 towards the pool.
If just 200 people did this, $2million dollars would be raised!! How can people help us achieve these goals?
  1. By donating themselves.
  2. By referring potential givers, eg. Family and friends, to our committee members.
We are happy to follow up and answer any questions they may have.
Thank you again to all our Rotarians who have generously supported us. We are really proud of the way Rotary has stepped up and can genuinely say that the project may have faltered by now without you all.
 
 
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some homework."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching p*rn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what p*rn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.