Posted by Franz Huber
Everybody seems to get into drones these days, so I thought I'd have a go myself. Got this beauty from a bloke down at the pub the other day. But buggered if I can get it to take off, not to mention pair it with my smart phone!
 
In investing, always remember that Rome wasn't built in a day. In trading, remember that Hiroshima and Nagasaki were destroyed in a day.
 
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.  The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.  'Not a chance,' says the husband. 'It is 3 o'clock in the morning.'  He slams the door and returns to bed. 'Who was that?' asked his wife. 'Just some drunk guy asking for a push!'
'Did you help him?' she asks.  
'No, I did not. It is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!'  His wife said, 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?  You should be ashamed of yourself!'
The man gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, 'Hello. Are you still there?'  'Yes,' comes back the answer. 'Do you still need a push?' calls out the husband.
'Yes please!' comes the reply from the darkness.
'Where are you?' asks the husband.
'Over here on the swing!'