Posted by Franz Huber

At last Sunday's Gold Coast Ramble, one of the teams managed to get lost and ended up on the wrong side of the Nerang River.  Noticing another team which was rambling along on the Surfers Paradise side, they yelled across 'Hey, how do we get to the other side?'

The guys on the Surfers side yelled back, 'You already are on the other side.'  [Well, competition is competition! There were some rather serious prizes - 1st prize worth $7,000 - to be won! Ed.]

As you ramble through life, keep the eye on the donut, not on the hole.
 
When I studied the form guide, I noticed that one of the horses was attributed with "excellent breeding". So I put a bet on it. And indeed, after it jumped out of the gate, it turned around to gently close it...