Leadership has been defined as the ability to hide your panic from others. -Lao Tzu

"The difference between winning and losing is most often not quitting." —Walt Disney

"There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you." –Winston Churchill

Bruce's Funny Story

Bruce went to the police station and asked to speak to the burglar who had broken into his house the previous night.

'You'll get your chance in court,' the desk Sergeant Kelly told him.

'I have to know how he got into the house without waking my wife,' pleaded Bruce. 'I've been trying to do that for years.'