• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
  • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
  • I tried to catch some fog but I mist.
  • They told me I had Type-A blood but it was a Type-O.
  • The girl said she recognised me from the vegetarian club but I'd never met herbivore.
  • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.