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I owe a lot to the sidewalks. They’ve been keeping me off the streets for years.
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make up everything!
How to spot a blind man on a nudist beach? Well it's not hard, really...
I hate my printer. Whenever I need to print, all I get is upbeat music coming out of it and a message that the paper is jamming.
Where should a dog go when it’s lost its tail?
The retail store of course.
The rabbi really messed up that circumcision. It was a total rip-off.
A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.
What is a typical diet of a sea monster? Fish and ships.
I forgot to turn off the oven yesterday, but it's OK - I just got some Darth Vader cookies. A bit on the dark side.
How to spot a blind man on a nudist beach? Well it's not hard, really...
I hate my printer. Whenever I need to print, all I get is upbeat music coming out of it and a message that the paper is jamming.
Where should a dog go when it’s lost its tail?
The retail store of course.
The rabbi really messed up that circumcision. It was a total rip-off.
A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.
I forgot to turn off the oven yesterday, but it's OK - I just got some Darth Vader cookies. A bit on the dark side.