Smile

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.
I can resist everything except temptation.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines!
Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
Every calendars days are numbered.
A backward poet writes inverse.
Energizer Bunny arrested — charged with battery…
Dijon vu — the same mustard as before.
If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.