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SMILE, IT'S Wednesday .................

 

Two fellows were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values. 

Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?'

 

 Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?'

 

The female doctor examining a man, who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the wife aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of your husband at all.'

'Actually, I don't either, Doctor,' said the wife. 'But he's a very hard worker and really good with the kids.'

The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance...

 The little old man looked at the minister and calmly said, 'Well, she's there.'

A blonde calls WestJet and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from Kelowna to Brandon ?'
The agent replies, 'Just a minute.'
The blonde says 'Thank you' and hangs up.