Short Summer Jokes

Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bacon!

Q: What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland? A: Summer!

Q: How do you prevent a Summer cold? A: Catch it in the Winter!

Q: What do you call a french guy in sandals? A: Phillipe Phloppe.

Q: When do you go at red and stop at green? A: When you're eating a watermelon.

Q: How do men exercise at the beach? A: By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini.

Q: How hot is a Los Angeles summer? A: So hot that I saw a fire hydrant chasing a pack of dogs!

Q: How do you know your city is suffering from a heatwave? A: Every fat guy sweating in the city smells like Bacon!