Butt Dust

 

 

 
                                What Is Butt Dust??
 
 
 What, you ask, is 'Butt Dust'? What do you do or say when an innocent
 child asks you something so innocent and they are so serious?

 JACK (age 3) was watching his mum breast-feeding his new baby sister.
 After a while he asked: 'Mum, why have you got two? Is one for hot and
 one for cold milk?'

 MELANIE (age 5) asked her granny how old she was. Granny replied she
 was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't
 remember, you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to
 six.'
 
 STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his mum good night. 'I love you so
 much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom
 window.'
 
BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried
 in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her
 mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for
 her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know
 it's me?'
 
 SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please
 don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'it makes my teeth cough.'
 
 DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I cost?'
 
 CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried when his mother asked
 what was troubling him. He replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with
 this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'
 
 MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple who was hugging and
 kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked
 his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

  TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather
 wrinkled, woman her mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then
 asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'
 
 JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man
 named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his
 wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked:
 'What happened to the flea?'
 
 The sermon I think this mother will never forget…
 'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and
 a rapturous look on his upturned face, 'without You, we are but dust....'
 He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter
 who was listening intently leaned over to me and asked quite audibly
 in her shrill, little four-year-old girl, voice, 'Mum, what is butt
 dust?'