<-- Here's one for the Anti-vaxxers... Ed.
 
… people listen to a banjo and sing ninety-six verses of Stewball. Folk music is a perfect example of how desperate people are to entertain themselves by any means other than reading or writing.  P.J. O’Rouke, ‘None of my Business’
 
I need everyone to wish me luck. I have a meeting at the bank later, and if all goes well, I will be out of debt. I'm so excited I can hardly put on my ski mask.
 
No one can be as intellectually slothful as a really smart person; give smart people half a chance and they will ship their oars and drift… dozing to Byzantium, you might say. Stephen King ‘On Writing’