He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naïve incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which. Douglas Adam. Author (A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
 
The consensus after the election is that 50% of the voters think that 50% of the voters have lost their mind.
Some of you may now feel like practicing lalochezia [ lăl′ō-kē′zē-ə ]. Under the circumstances, this is perfectly understandable.
(There. I knew you wanted to learn a new word. Go on! look it up! )
 
I think we should get rid of democracy. All in favour, raise your hand.