Following Dr Serge's presentation last week and his strong emphasis on the importance of staying hydrated...
In the Amnesia Clinic:
Doctor: "I'm very sorry sir, but our computer crashed. We don't know who you are either..."
Nurse, bringing in the patient on a guernsey: "The ambo said something like he suffers from 'Pholenfrometry'.
Doctor: Looks more like he has fallen from a tree!
Food for thought:
For there is now a class of person today who not only finds meaning in the guise of political and identity “struggles”, but finds advancement and (at this stage) full-time employment in such claims. All those people now hired by our governments, universities and large multinationals as “Human Resources” or “Diversity” officers would be out of work if they did not have things to complain about. Douglas Murray, Author of 'The Madness of Crowds - Gender, Race and Identity'
Gerald East sent me a list of the Laws of Life. Here are a few:
- Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, IT WILL!!! [Confirmed! When I still was in IT support, I've had operators in tears because they couldn't make it fail again. Then, 20 minutes later, on the way back to the office... Ed.]
- Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
- Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
- Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.