Addition to the AGM Agenda:
We need to form a Conflict Resolution Team to decide on who should head our Conflict Resolution Team.
 
Societies of amateurs are full of opinionated ignoramuses. But vibrant democracies depend on an overabundance of opinionated ignoramuses, conspiracy theorists, quacks, know-nothings, and other loudmouths. Freethinkers will think what they want. Isaac Newton spent more time on alchemy and the occult than he did on the theory of gravity. Salvatore Babones, ‘The New Authoritarianism’ 
[Just in case you thought I meant you: Of course not. Never thought you were opinionated. ☺ Ed.]
 
I ate four cans of Alphabet Soup, and probably had the biggest vowel movement I've ever had.