Gerald's contribution for the week:A wife and her husband are sitting at a restaurant when the waitress starts outright flirting with the husband. The husband, a little flattered, gets a bit boastful and the wife says "Don't get excited. She's got COVID."
"How do you know?" he asks.
"Well, she's clearly has got no taste."
(there were a couple more just as good, but... we ARE a family publication! Ed. ☺)
The opportunity to secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself. Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Reporter: What do you think the problem is with modern society?"
"The trouble around here is that nobody wants to take responsibility for anything! But don't quote me."