An unconfirmed rumour has it that Doug Lipp always carries a spare pair of socks in his pocket when he goes to play golf. Why? Well, one never knows, he says. What?? ☺
 
It is easier to cancel a nuclear submarine than a civil servant’s parking space.  Simon Jenkins, British author and journalist.
 
If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so that your failure is statistically significant.