Sometimes, talking to your brother or sister is all the therapy you need. And sometimes you need therapy after talking to your brother or sister.
 
People who want to share their religious or political views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. Dave Barry, American Author & Journalist.
[... and that includes some of the new movements which these days seem to replace the old religions. You know, such as... Oh, sorry. I'll see myself out. Ed.]
 
Darling, how long is 10 years with me?
It’s a second! He replied.
And how much is a thousand dollars for me?
It’s a coin! He replied.
Can I have a coin, darling?
Just give me a second, honey.