Editor set the bulletin to send on last Sunday but due to him missing a very important button not being ticked no action happened 

so that why you have received two Bulletins this week 

Sorry folks.

Peter 

After some 12 months of negotiations we have finally got the defibrillator at the BP service station on Big River Way, South Grafton. The unit is the third to be installed with joint funding from the South Grafton Bendigo Community Bank and Midday Rotary.
Thanks to Peter, Ryan, and Jarrad Lynch for the installation of the unit to BP’s stringent requirements.

 

 

The situation is getting worse. This morning a flying saucer landed at a local petrol station The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft:

As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralysed with shock, his young attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off.
"Do ye realise what just happened?" The station owner finally uttered.
"Yeah." Said attendant. "So?"
"Didn't ye see the space aliens in that vehicle?"
"Yeah." Repeated the attendant. "So?"

"Didn't ye see e letters 'UFO' on the side oh at the vehicle?"
"Yeah." Repeated the attendant. "So?"
"Don't ye know what 'UFO' means?"

The attendant rolled his eyes. "Good grief! I've been working here for six years. Of course, I know what 'UFO' means
'Unleaded Fuel Only.'"