Bazza and Shazza from Mt Druitt were on holiday in the UK and were walking along a country road when Bazza suddenly shouted, "Crikey, they've buried someone by the side of the road, and you should see how old he was when he died - 175!" "If he was that old we would've heard of him - what was his name?" asked Shazza. "Miles, from London." said Bazza. |