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Week
7-Mar
14-Mar
21-Mar
28-Mar
Location
Bridge Hotel
Bridge Hotel
Bridge Hotel
Bridge Hotel
 
07:00 for 07:30
07:00 for 07:30
07:00 for 07:30
07:00 for 07:30
Chair
Gerard House
Doug Lougoon
Stan Hendy
Graeme Lynas
Welcome
Jim Rolfe
Mark Weragoda
Ray Carrington
Toni Carrington
Set up
Martin Ruffell
John Cannon
Nick Christian
Bruce Fraser
Set up
Cathie Miller
Liz Commadeur
John Harkin
Philip Harris
President's Message
                    
 
Report in-lieu of George
Graeme Lynas assumed the mantle of leadership without a ripple(sorry George)
We received reports:-
Cathie… Car rally went very well except we are a bunch of speeders, arriving at morning tea half an hour early. Except Barb and Evelyn who decided they knew better than any written directions. Lots of laughter and fantastic fellowship. Started at Eaglehawk travelled via Epsom, Strathdale, CBD, Golden Square and arrived in Kangaroo Flat. Morning tea a Edwards Providore very nearly derailed the day as we were hard to move on. Thanks to Cathie and her team of helpers.
Evelyn… Easter Market Sunday is sold out and she has held back 10 spots on Good Friday. So that makes the whole weekend a sell-out. Payments are coming in on-line and just about complete.
Martin… Club runner email server is back on line(something about paying provider).
Peter… Treasurer reported, next round of membership invoices have been sent out. Due to email hiccup anyone with outstanding invoices sent to Peter please check with him to ascertain he did receive them.
 Ray… Six Rotarians helped out at Monash Medical Training Centre acting as guinea pigs for second and third year Medical Sudents to hone their skills with interviewing. Efforts were made to stay clear of standard greetings(how has your day been) Another 7 members are doing a second round.
Adrian… Ted and he are stepping up to help Martin with our Clubs sponsorship of Ashley Eaden CRIS project in Thailand.
Paul K…Reported on the official opening of the new kitchen at Camp Getaway on Saturday 7th April 2018 at 2.00pm.
Then,,,,,,
Two guest speakers, Brian Westley Regional Director VicRoads Bendigo and Stuart ???? No one did supply has Surname. Supervisor, Napier Street reconstruction.
 
Brian did all the talking and started out with a description of the current incantation of VicRoads. They have been around now for over 100 years. In previous years they were insulated from other transport authorities in Victoria such as PTV and V Line. Not anymore.  Everyone now works with Transport for Victoria. Vic Roads have done more public engagement in the last 12 months than they accomplished in the previous 10 years. Everything has a trade-off. Pedestrians, cyclists, Mums and prams etc.
 
The Government have just supplied $3M for a feasibility study to upgrade Marong Road from Ironbark to Schumakers Lane, Maiden Gully.
 
Question Time… New Cameras on the Calder at Gisborne. They are called TURTLES and are NOT speed cameras but Nationally linked to monitor Heavy Vehicle movement. There are a number on the main highways around the state. They are mainly used to single out trucks for Log Book inspection.
 
                Ravenswood Interchange . 3,000 trees needed to be removed. Then followed an Engineers description of circles being better than diamonds and the need to dig down 7 metres and the formula required for width and length. Geoff Michell and Peter Elliott were in their element.
 
                Wire Rope Barriers. TAC have studied the figures and come down on the side of saving lives. They conducted a cost benefit analysis of fatal and serious accidents and have injected $1.1B in wire rope barriers around Victoria. They are targeting High Volume High Risk roads. In 2017 there were 1,720 collisions with these barriers, car fatalities are down by 80% and motor cycle fatalities by 60%. So far this year there have been 120 collisions with these barriers on the Calder Freeway.
                For proof of the life-saving properties of Wire Rope check out You Tube under accident Melba Highway.
 
                Napier Street will include cycling lane but it is proving difficult due to encroaching houses along the road. Bike lanes will be 1.5M with a 1M clearance from traffic and the builders will be adding off road parking were possible.
 
                And for Ray Carrington… Short Street traffic lights are reviewed every two years and Brian will keep it at the front of his mind if Ray writes a glowing reference for his retention in Bendigo.
George will be back next week.
 
 
Captain and first mate
The Crew
The Others
Where are we
 
Speakers
Mar 07, 2018
Vintage Caravan Enthusiast-Restored works were used in "The Dressmaker".
Mar 14, 2018
Executive Director-CatholicCare
Mar 21, 2018
District Governor-Rotary Club of Melbourne South
Mar 28, 2018
Australian Rotary Health
Apr 04, 2018
Bendigo Maubisse Frienship Group-Updates and Perspectives
Apr 11, 2018
Manager of Information Security-Bendigo Adelaide Bank
Apr 25, 2018
Serving Food at the Gunfire Breakfast for Anzac Day
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Club Activities
The Board of Management of Camp Getaway has decided to conduct the official opening of the new kitchen facility on Saturday 7th April 2018 at 1.30 for 2pm.
 
The opening and presentation of Certificates of Appreciation to our supporters will be followed by afternoon tea and a tour of the kitchen facility and the camp.
 
 
D9800 conference March 16-18, 2018
 
The conference is in Warrnambool, a beautiful coastal town situated on the Prince’s Highway  south east of Melbourne and dating from the gold rush days of the 1850’s. It is a fabulous location and we hope you’ve had a look at the website to gain some idea of what’s in store;
 
We look forward to keeping you informed and to seeing you there.
 
 
 

Kevin Reade has organized this year’s

Rotary Weekend Away

at Barham Caravan Park.

12 booked so far 

Friday 27th Saturday 28th

Sunday 29th April 2018.

Caravan sites and

onsite cabins available.

Bookings 54532553 and say

you are with RCOBS for the booking.

This is always a great weekend.

More Photo's from the car rally
AND>>>>>>>>> The winners........
 
 
 
Jokes

LEXOPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP?

• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

• All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

• I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

• Velcro - what a rip off!

• Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.

 

CHILDBIRTH AT 65
 
A story concerning Ray Carrington (indirectly, sort of)
 
With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65-year-old friend of mine was recently able to give birth.
When she was discharged from hospital and went home, I went to visit her.  “Can I see your new baby?” I asked.  “Not yet”, she said, “I'll make some coffee first and then we can visit the new little man for a while.”
After about half an hour had passed, I asked her, “Do you think I might be able to see your baby soon?”
“No, not just yet”, she said.  After a while, I asked her again, “Do you reckon I might be able to see your baby?”  “No, not yet”, replied my friend.  I was starting to get a bit impatient, so I asked, “Well, when do you think I can see your baby?” 
“When he cries.” she told me.  “When he cries – why do I need to wait until he cries?” I said to her.

“I have to wait until he cries, because I have forgotten where I put him”.

Club meetings
 
BENDIGO
BENDIGO 
SOUTH
BENDIGO 
STRATH.
EAGLEHAWK
K/FLAT
Tues 12.45
for 1 pm
Bendigo 
Club
Thurs 6 for 6.30 pm
Stirling Room, Foundry
Tues 6.15 for
6.45 pm
Latrobe Uni 
Nancy Long Dining Hall
Wed 
6.30 pm
The Shamrock Hotel
Wed 6.15 for
6.30 pm
Cal Gully 
Mechanics 
Institute