A man goes to get his salary cheque and when he opens it he discovers that his employer has overpaid him by £2000. He decides not to tell anybody and keeps quiet. At the end of the following month when he opens the cheque, he sees that he's been underpaid by £2000. Fuming, he goes to have it out with his employer. "Sir, I think you've made a mistake on my cheque." "And how do you figure that?" his employer asks. "It seems I've been underpaid by £2000." "So?" "No disrespect Sir, but I want my money." "Last month I overpaid you by £2000 and you didn't complain so why now?" "Well Sir, thing is I don't mind if you make a mistake once but if it becomes a habit I have to say something." ............................................................................................................... Tom was at the hospital visiting with his best friend Larry who was dying. Tom asked, "If there is baseball in heaven will you come back and tell me?" Larry nodded yes just as he passed away. That night while Tom was sleeping, he heard Larry's voice in a dream, "Tom..." "Larry! What is it?!" asked Tom. "I have good news and bad news from heaven." "What's the good news?" "There is baseball in heaven after all, but the bad news is you're pitching on Tuesday." ................................................................................................................
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