Club Activities
ANZAC DAY 2018 Club will meet outside RSL Pall Mall at 6am and cook & serve Sausages for the dawn service. Kevin needs a couple of
cooks to start at 5am, with the rest starting at 6am for serving duties.
Groovin the Moo Sausage Sizzle is again being held at the Bendigo Railway Station between 7pm and Midnight on
Saturday 5th May. Kevin Reade has been tapping members on the shoulder and compiling a roster. He will send out  a copy before May 5th.

Kevin Reade has organized this year’s  Rotary Weekend Away at Barham Caravan Park.

Friday 27th Saturday 28th to Sunday 29th April 2018.

Time is running out to book Caravan sites and onsite cabins.

For Bookings 54532553 and say you are with RCOBS for the booking.

Guest Speaker
This weeks Guest was John Harkin's son-in-law. Jacob Kiel, Manager Information Security at Bendigo and Adelaide Bank.
The reported crime stats for scamming in Australia is $91 Million with 26,000 reports of scams each year. Cyber criminal use a common method called
"Phishing" targeting Passwords, Identities, Financial records and your cash.
Then followed a powerpoint presentation showing varoius methods of cyber crime. Mass phishing, spear phishing (more focused) and Whaling (high value)
Bridge Hotel
Bridge Hotel
Bridge Hotel
07:00 for 07:30
07:00 for 07:30
07:00 for 07:30
Stan Hendy
Gerard House
Doug Lougoon
Evelyn Lehmann
John Pacher
Pat Sheehan
Set up
Geoff Michell
Rob Rosaia
Adrian Schoo
Set up
Cathie Miller
Martin Ruffell
Mark Weragoda
Attempted Selfie
How it is done properly
The A Team
Upcoming Events
4 F's evening
May 31, 2018
Apr 18, 2018
Lions Youth of the Year Finalist-Foster Child Experiences
Apr 25, 2018
Serving Food at the Gunfire Breakfast for Anzac Day
May 02, 2018
Member Presentation
May 09, 2018
People's Pantry
May 16, 2018
Curator-Soldiers Memorial Institute Military Museum
May 23, 2018
Proactive Policing Unit
Jun 06, 2018
Editor of the Bendigo Advertiser
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A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient.

"Sir," the usher said, "if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."

Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police.

The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" the cop asked.

And with pain in his voice, Sam replied, "The balcony."
    There were two buddies, one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says to his friend, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us."
The buddy with the Doberman Pinscher says, "Just follow my lead."
They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman Pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses and he starts to walk in. The bouncer at the door says, "Sorry, mac, no pets allowed."
The man with the Doberman Pinscher says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye-dog."
The bouncer says, "A Doberman Pinscher?"
He answers, "Yes, they're using them now; they're very good and protect me from robbers, too."
The man at the door says, "Come on in."
The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, "What the heck," so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in.
Once again the bouncer says, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed."
The guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog."
The bouncer at the door says, "A Chihuahua?"
The man with the Chihuahua says, "A Chihuahua?????? They gave me a Chihuahua?!"

Club meetings
Tues 12.45
for 1 pm
Thurs 6 for 6.30 pm
Stirling Room, Foundry
Tues 6.15 for
6.45 pm
Latrobe Uni 
Nancy Long Dining Hall
6.30 pm
The Shamrock Hotel
Wed 6.15 for
6.30 pm
Cal Gully