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The Brain Teaser
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Director’s Roundup
- President Carmel: From the Board Meeting
- A committee has been formed for the Rotunda Development.
- A Committee has been formed to suss out new shirts.
- The Sergeants session was discussed. It is open to all nominated Sergeants to take the session where thaey want. It doesn’t have to be a fines session. Just find creative ways to make money.
- Treasurer Len
- We have received 13 full subs plus 2 half payments.
- Secretary Brian
- Ball: Next meeting is at the Soldiers Club for a meal followed by the Ball set up.
- Ball: He also sent around a sheet to get volunteers for Thursday 10am; Friday 10am and Saturday 11.30am.
- Stories of Resilience: Don’t forget to register for Wednesday 7th August.
- Graeme
- Thanks to all who helped at the Art Deco markets.
- A special thank you to Geoff and Annette for the soup. It went down very well, sold very well and got lots of favourable comments on Facebook.
- Nicholas
- A: I do not have an answer. I believe it to be 457: 7+10x(3x15)= 457 but could well be wrong. Happy to discuss.
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Sergeants Session – Geoff Beecher
Geoff opted to go the traditional route and was particularly hard on the drug dealers and footy fans. He was so savage that he even fined himself for the errant sheep – and that seems above and beyond the call of duty.
Raffle was won by Andrew.
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Eloping
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to “Dad.” With a frightening premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.
But it’s not only the passion…Dad she’s pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
In the meantime, we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.
Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your Son John
PS – Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Tommy’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the awful report card that’s in my centre desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it’s safe to come home.
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