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Graeme’s Something to Smile About  “Things are only impossible until they are not” – Jean-Luc Picard ******************************** Thanks to the Gatt’s On the 8th December we farewelled The Hungry Fox and the Gatt’s as our weekly hosts. We have shared many great meals, a few drinks, games and laughter over the years. We can not thank the Gatt’s enough for all they did for us, going over and above what was expected. Although we will miss you Matt, Manuela and Maria and you smiling faces and the kids as they popped in and out. On the flip side Matt this now opens the door for you to officially join our gatherings as a true blue member. ******************************** Farewell Hungry Fox  We couldn’t leave without one last group photo. And another one just to be sure. ******************************** Carmel’s Brain Teasers These should keep you guessing for a while!! 1. I come with many colours, so beautiful and bright. I turn so many houses into a beautiful sight. What am I? 2. Santa was unable to walk so he went to the hospital to ask the doctor if he could recommend something for him. What did the doctor give to Santa to help him to walk? 3. What is Santa’s favourite breakfast cereal? 4. What do you call Santa when he has no money? 5. Three of Santa’s reindeers’ names begin with the letter “D.” What are those names? 6. What do tigers sing at Christmas? 7. Why can’t the Christmas tree stand up? 8. What is a parent’s favourite Christmas carol? 9. If December 31st is the end of the year, then what is the end of Christmas? 10. When is the only time Christmas comes before Thanksgiving? 11. It is red and white, it is moving in circles, and it is red and white again, and red and white. What is it? 12. I am tall when I am young and I am short when I am old. What am I? 13. Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters? 14. What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? 15. Who is Frosty’s favourite aunt? 16. How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack? 17. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? 18. What do you call an old snowman? 19. How do sheep in Mexico say “Merry Christmas?” 20. What goes “Oh, oh, oh?” ******************************** Director’s Roundup  - Pub Social Night – Night 12 January 2023, Wade Hotel
- Pub Night, Australia Day Planning – 19 January 2023, Wade Hotel
- Australia Day BBQ – 26 January 2023, Mountford Park
- Bittern Summit BBQ Dinner – 31 January 2023, Fivebough Wetlands
- First Meeting of the Year – New Venue – 02 February 2023, Historic Hydro
- Grahme Fitzsimon, Honorary Member – Congratulations after membership as an active member for over 43 Years, Grahme has become the Club’s latest Honorary Member.
- Barry Patten – Is now the Club’s longest serving active member. Congratulations Barry.
******************************** Sergeant Nicholas Sergeant Nicholas, quite happily said everyone could fine him for not being prepared. Tell tale sign, he spent the session looking around the room for whom he had the dirt on, rather than referring to his phone for the reminders. If he can do this off-the-cuff can you imagine what he could do if he was prepared! ******************************** Silly Joke / Meme  ******************************** Graeme’s Quote of the Week ******************************** Answers to Carmel’s Brain Teasers  ******************************** Christmas Get-together Our final gathering for the year was for a Christmas party. What a great night, thanks to all who assisted to make this night so special. An extra special thank you to our most gracious hosts Peter and Erin Draper, who not only opened their home to us but also their hearts. We all enjoyed some great food, a few drinks, some laughs, impressive venue and each other’s company. We could not have asked for anything more. Oh and the decorations, well they are out of this world. ******************************** Merry Christmas and Happy New Year  I would like to take the opportunity to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your family! May this Christmas season be truly blissful and enjoyable and be filled with much love and laughter. ********************************
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