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The Brain Teaser
Archie lied on Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays, but told the truth every other day of the week.
Kent lied on Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays, but told the truth every other day of the week.
Archie: I lied yesterday.
Kent: I lied yesterday, too.
What day of the week was yesterday?
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Art Deco Markets and Henry Lawson Visit
A big weekend for the Art Deco festival. There were markets in the park complete with entertainment. We sold out of the burgers but had some hot dogs left over (where was Javian when we needed his appetite)?
PP Peter and Laurie went to the Henry Lawson Cottage on Sunday where we did some supervision and were entertained by Henry Lawson (AKA Geoffery Graham).
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Director’s Roundup
- President Carmel
- Board meeting on Monday night. 7.00pm at the Munro’s.
- Secretary Brian
- There are 28 debs for the ball. Rehearsals start next Tuesday. LL to connect tickets.
- Meeting on 25th to be at the Soldiers Club followed by the ball set-up.
- A: Wednesday
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Sergeants Session – Alan Brumfield
Serge Alan began by saying that his aim was to make money not friends. After a session that fined the drug dealers and many others – some for doing nothing wrong, Alan ended up by making friends AND money.
Raffle was won by Peter Draper.
Thank you, Alan – you can do it again sometime.
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. Email
A Melbourne couple decided to go out to Queensland during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Melbourne and flew to Queensland on Thursday, with his wife flying up the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realising his error, sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Sydney, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral in Rookwood. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I’ve Arrived
I know you may be surprised to hear from me. But they have free WIFI here so I thought I would send you an email.
I’ve just arrived and have been checked in. I’ve seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. It sure is hot here!
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