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Brain Teaser
If four kittens can catch four toys in four minutes …
… how many toys can twelve kittens catch in twelve minutes?
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Director’s Reports
President Jennifer
Secretary Brian
Peter
This Week’s Meeting.
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Sergeant Session
A heads and tails competition was won by Jan in just two moves. (Is this a record?)
Raffle was won by the President. Appropriate after her day with the computer!
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Market Day – 6th June.
Mostly nice weather. Small crowd. Great team. Great signwriting. We were gazumped by the stall a bit further towards Jarrah Mall.


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Not our Len – He has Daughters.
Last week I was shopping at a toy fair. I noticed a long queue at a counter; they were waiting for the shelves to be restocked with Mattel dolls.
As I looked I realised that in the queue was an old friend of mine. Knowing Len quite well I was sure that he had no daughters, nor did he have any nieces, so I wondered
why he should want to buy a doll at Christmas time
'Hey, Len,' I cried, 'I hadn't realised you collected dolls.'
'I don't,' he replied.
Really,' I said, 'then you must be buying a Christmas present?'
'No, not at all, my friend,' responded Len.
'If you don't mind my asking then,' I said, 'Why exactly are you standing here?'
'Oh that,' he said, 'I've just never been able to resist a Barbie queue.
A: 36
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