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The Brain Teaser
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
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Director’s Roundup
- President Peter
- No Meeting next Thursday (13th June)
- There will be a lunch at the Draper’s on Saturday 15th June from 12 noon. There will be no cost but BYO drink. A thankyou lunch from President Peter full of games and fun. For Rotarians and friends of Rotary. Need RSVP to Brian Munro ASAP.
- Secretary Brian
- We have been asked to provide the food van for the Art Deco Festival on Saturday 13th July (11am to 2pm)
- Also, we have been asked to provide help (one Rotarian) at the Henry Lawson Cottage on the same day for the Poetry performance.
- Changeover on 20th June. Please let Brian know about numbers ASAP and pay in advance to assist with planning. $55 per head.
- Barry
- Market Day last Saturday – banked $513 after expenses so a good day after a slow start.
- Thanked everyone for their support over his time as Community Service Director. A particular thanks to George for putting out and picking up the Market Day signs each Market Day.
- Although he is stepping down, he will be coordinating the golf day on Sunday 23rd June.
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- Javian
- Good day on Market Day.
- Meaning of the name Javian: Hebrew origin meaning loyal, loving, funny, introverted but never fails to make friends happy.
- A: Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
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Sergeants Session Nicholas
Nicholas worked hard to extract all he could from the members (and guests). He was particularly hard on the Secretary for requesting Annual Reports (although the bulletin editor can sympathise with dyslexic typing). We were all a bit bemused that he didn’t mention the football. Probably a good thing after the result on Wednesday night.
The raffle was won by Alan Brumfield.
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The High School Dance
For a high school dance, the head boy asked out the girl he liked. To get flowers for her, he had to stand in a line outside the florist for an hour. To make things worse, he had to wait another hour in a line outside the tuxedo shop. Finally, he goes to the dance with the girl. The girl wanted to have some apple punch, so the boy went to get it, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
How’s she doing?
A woman called a local hospital. “Hello,” she said. ” I’d like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected or getting worse.” The voice on the other end of the line said, “What is the patient’s name and room number?”
“Sarah Cohen in Room 302,” the woman answered.
“Just a moment, let me look at her records. Oh, yes. Mrs. Cohen is doing very well. In fact, she’s had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, her blood work just came back as normal, she’s going to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this improvement, Dr. Weiss is going to send her home Tuesday at noon.”
“Thank G‑d!” the woman said. “That’s wonderful! Oh! That’s fantastic, what wonderful news!”
The nurse said, “From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be a family member or a very close friend!”
“Not exactly,” the woman said. “I’m Sarah Cohen in 302! Nobody here tells me anything.”
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