President: Carmel Cristofaro
District Governor: Rob Uhl
Editor: Laurie Lewin
Rotary Club of Leeton Bulletin
Volume: 85          Edition: 28         Date: 09 January 2025
Stories
Pub Visit - Wade Hotel
In The Chair: President Carmel
 
Members and Guests: 17
           
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Pub Visit – Wade Hotel
 
 
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Brain Teaser
 
Which balls need to go in the holes to total 30
 
 
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The Hunters
 
Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they're walking along, they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole. I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"
The second hunter says," I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, "There's an old gearbox over there, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see".
So, they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole.
They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around, they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole with no hesitation, and jump in headfirst.
While they are standing there looking at each other, then gazing into the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.
"Say there", says the farmer, "You fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes, going real fast and jumped headfirst into this hole here!"
And the old farmer said... "Why that's impossible, I had him chained to an old gearbox!"
 
A: This math brain teaser cannot be solved mathematically. This is because the sum of three odd numbers cannot be an even number.
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Birthdays & Anniversaries
Member Birthdays
Carmel Cristofaro
January 13
 
Dan Cotter
January 18
 
Peter Errey
January 30
 
Alan Brumfield
February 25
 
Anniversaries
Graeme Kruger
Jackie Kruger
January 10
 
Laurie Lewin
Carol Lewin
January 14
 
Bill Aliendi
Betty Aliendi
February 26
 
Join Date
Andrew Raadgever
January 5, 1993
32 years
 
Greg Brown
January 5, 1984
41 years
 
Laurie Lewin
January 5, 1991
34 years
 
Robert Parsons
January 5, 1969
56 years
 
Peter Errey
January 6, 1990
35 years
 
Len Wade
January 7, 1988
37 years
 
Brian Munro
January 9, 1991
34 years
 
Bruer Chiswell
January 15, 2004
21 years
 
George Weston
February 16, 1983
42 years
 
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The Rotary Club of Leeton meets each Thursday at 6:30 p.m. at the Historic Hydro, Chelmsford Place, Leeton.
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