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The Brain Teaser
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Director’s Roundup
- Acting Secretary Geoff:
- World Polio Day is October 24th. The Board will discuss activities for the event.
- Barry Patten
- No markets in October (clash with the Show).
- 30th September – Marshalling at the Pride Parade.
- 14th October – Chill and Grill Barbecue from 2pm
- Treasurer Len Wade
- Will be in Sydney for the next 4 – 5 weeks. Matt will be acting Treasurer for part of the time. (Ed) - We wish you all the best, Len.
- Dan
- The Leeton Connect Breakfast is on 13th. Dan will be going.
- Greg Brown
- Applications now open for RYLA to be held in Murrumbateman in January. It is for 18- to 25-year-olds. Please tell Greg if you know of a suitable applicant.
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Sergeant’s Session
Alan Brumfield was the raffle winner.
A: The odd number out is D. All the other 3 digit numbers add up to 15 but D adds up to 14.
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Joke?
Bill and his wife Blanche go to the Leeton Show every year, and every year Bill would say, Blanche, I'd like to ride in that helicopter."
Blanche always replied, “I know Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks!"
One year Bill and Blanche went to the Show, and Bill said, "Blanche, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance."
To this, Blanche replied, "Bill that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks."
The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride.
If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word, I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.” Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word... When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!"
Bill replied, "Well, to tell you the truth I almost said something when Blanche fell out, But you know, Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!"
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