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****************************** Brain Teaser Decode the 3 Rebus Puzzles 
****************************** Director’s Reports. - President Carmel
- The changeover is on Thursday 26th. Please register via email, by notifying Len or Carmel. Please pay Len either in person or by direct debit.
- Secretary Brian
- Narrandera Changeover on July 2. Brian, Jennifer and Laurie to attend.
- Notice about the Avanti Changeover. “Please find attached an invitation from the Rotary Club of Griffith Avanti to attend our Afternoon Tea Changeover on Saturday, 5th July. It is being held in the Function Room, Griffith Ex-Servicemen's Club at 2:30 to 4:30 pm. Cost is $20 per head, and we would be delighted if you could join us. Please RSVP to dimaruskanic@gmail.com or call Di on 0432 303 174 before Monday, 30th June.”
- PE Jennifer
- The incoming RI President has let it be known that he will not be taking the role. Watch this space.
- Service Director Graeme
- Thank you to the members for their support at the Market Day.
- We need to schedule a working bee to clean out the barbecue van.
- A:
- Wake up; Tuna fish; foreign language
******************************* Sergeant Session A very laid-back session was kicked off by the President who challenged us all to better her story of the trip from Sydney – the long way round. This stimulated a few plane stories and much general banter. ******************************* Another Very Plane Story A small plane is flying from Dallas to Denver, and about halfway there, the engine sputters and dies. The pilot runs out, grabs a parachute and opens the door and says “sorry, there are only three parachutes left”, and he jumps out. This leaves the 4 passengers startled. One is a 12-year-old boy, a college professor, a priest, and a doctor. The doctor says “Guys obviously I need to be saved. I heal people, I save people’s lives, I’ve cured many a disease and I am a valuable resource to the human population. “ The Doctor grabs a parachute and jumps out the plane. The professor says “Well I am a college professor, I’ve won the noble peace prize for my writings, I have spoken to the leaders of the free world, the President of the United States, he called me the smartest man alive. I will invent new things and solve many of the world’s problems. It is obvious I need to be saved.” He grabs a parachute and jumps out, leaving the Priest and the young boy and only one parachute. The priest looks sadly at the young boy… “Son, I’ve lived a wonderful life. I’ve seen the world over and been to many places. I've been blessed by so many good things. I’ve lived a long and fruitful life. I only have a few precious years left to live. You are young, the rest of your life in front of you… Sadly, I think you should take the last parachute.” The boy says “It okay sir. The smartest man alive just jumped out of the plane with my backpack. “ ********************************
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