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Brain Teaser
Can you guess the words and expressions?
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Director’s Reports
- President Carmel
- A site visit to the Rotunda:- most parts were located. The Rotunda parts will be re-located. We need to totally replace the roofing iron. Engineering drawings are needed
- Cowra. Carmel needs an indication of number ASAP. The weekend 21 – 23 March. Possible itinerary – Friday: dinner with Cowra Rotary; Saturday – Visitors Centre and POW camp, Canowindra winery; Diner in Cowra; Sunday – Japanese Gardens and Iandra Castle before home.
- Secretary Brian
- Resilience breakfast on Wednesday is sold out
- Noted that there are requests for anyone interested in a Kenya RAWCS project.
- Mary-Ann Ianelli has a program for 28 February
- Brian noted the catering for the Citrus Australia Conference at Morriss’s on 20 March. We are to provide breakfast, morning tea and lunch. More later…..
- Alan
- Proposed a toast for 120 years of Rotary.
- A
- Time to go: Long time no see: polite.
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Sergeant – Eric
Eric conducted an intriguing session about the number of handshakes. He then asked for the formula underlying the solutions. Only Len came up with the answer:
r= p(p-1)
2
The President exercised her right and won the raffle.
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Only the Irish
An Irish man walks into a pub.
“What’ll you have?” the bartender asks.
“Give me three pints of Guinness, please,” says the man.
The bartender brings him three pints, and the man proceeds to sip them alternately — the first one, the next one, and then the third one, until they’re all gone. He then orders three more.
“Sir,” says the bartender, “I know you like them cold. You don’t have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on you, and when you get low I’ll bring you a fresh cold one.”
“You don’t understand,” the man says. “I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we’d still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we’re drinking together.”
”What a wonderful tradition,” the bartender says, smiling.
Every week after that, the man comes into the bar and orders three beers. But one week, he orders only two. He drinks them and orders two more.
“I know what your tradition is,” says the bartender sadly, “and I’d just
like to say that I’m sorry that one of your brothers died.”
“Oh, me brothers are fine,” says the man. “I just quit drinking.”
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