*******************************
The Brain Teaser
Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
********************************
Director’s Roundup
- President Carmel:
- Thank you to all who turned up to help at the Market day. Pity the crowd didn’t also turn up.
- Carmel enjoyed the Roxy Gala night Many from Rotary were there either as guests or Volunteers.
- Look for the email about the Cowra trip. Carmel has spoken to the President of Cowra – Meet and greet Thai on Friday night. Past President Bob who has had a long association with the Japanese Gardens will join us for breakfast on Sunday morning. Individuals need to book the Motel and for the castle visit.
- Secretary Brian
- The sheet for attendance at the Citrus Australia breakfast was passed around.
- David Lang needs volunteers of the RYDA barbecue – 11, 12 and 13 March.
- PETS is on 29th March.
- Board meeting on 12th March.
- Invitation to the Griffith Club 80th.
- A:
- The baby because he is a little bigger.
********************************
Sergeants Session – Barry
Barry wasted no time in savaging many of the Rotarians. Those in his sights included Carmel, Len, Brian and those errants who failed to attend last week or at the Market Day.
Kerry dobbed himself in as a drugs hoarder.
A good session despite his late notice.
The raffle was won by Bill.
********************************
Aaron Snaidero – Southern Cross Assumption Villa
Aaron is the Activities Officer at the Villa and he promoted the need for Volunteers. He is particularly keen to source volunteers to help with men’s programs. He believes that his role is to help the residents live their life to the full and would like helpers to be available to support him in this endeavour.
Aaron also talked about the establishment of a coffee shop at the Villa to encourage members of the public to mix with the Residents while enjoying light refreshments. The Vilal is running a raffle at the moment to support the shop’s establishment.
********************************
Happy Birthday, Brian
It was a cause for celebration when we celebrated Brian’s 80th birthday with a cake provided by Annette. The cake was delicious – probably not matched by the singing. Bring on more birthdays if they result in delicious cake!
********************************
The Twins
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain. They name him Juan.
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.
He responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
********************************
