The Brain Teaser
Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards.
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Director’s Roundup
- Nicholes
- Don’t forget to register for the Resilience Breakfast on Wednesday 21st February.
- River of Life church fundraising Drive 2nd March. - see Flyer at the end of the announcements.
- Cas Chatham reached out and wanted to say hello to the club. Cas is still in Esk but has down shifted to part time semi retired.
- Carmel
- Combined meeting for DG’s visit on 29th February. Make sure you RSVP with Carmel or Brian.
- Bruer
- RYDA at Yanco 27, 28 and 29 Feb. help will be needed for the BBQ.
- Peter
- No Meeting on 22nd Feb. Go to the Breakfast on 21st.
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- A: Ace of Diamonds, King of Hearts, Two of Spades.
- Javian: Physio is nearly complete. He will be able to play Soccer in 2 weeks.

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Sergeant’s Session: Bill Aliendi
Yet another great session form Bill that left no-one feeling left out. He was particularly hard in non-Melbourne supporters – Geoff and Barry.
Alan got a bouquet for the near completed. There were plenty of likes for the far the sprouts story on Facebook.
There was some discussion about the green bill controlled by Erin. No-one had seen one before.
Thank you, Bill.
Raffle was won by the guest (Jim).
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It is the Year of the Dragon
1. Why didn’t the dragon observe the Sabbath?
He only preys on weak knights.
2. Two dragons were sitting in a bar.
Dragon 1: It’s hot in here.
Dragon 2: Shut your mouth.
3. What do you call a dragon in a silk gown?
A kimono dragon.
4. A poor vagabond, travelling a country road in England, tired and hungry, came to a roadside inn with a sign reading: “George and the Dragon.”
He knocked.
The innkeeper’s wife stuck her head out a window.
“Could ye spare some food?” he asked.
The woman glanced at his shabby clothes and obviously poor condition.
“No!” she said rather sternly.
“Could I have a pint of ale?”
“No!” she snapped again.
“Could I at least sleep in your stable?”
“No!”
By this time, she was fairly shouting.
The vagabond tried again: “Might I please…?”
“What now?” the woman interrupted impatiently.
“Do you suppose I might have a word with George instead?”
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