President: Graeme Kruger
District Governor: Geraldine Rurenga
Editor: Carmel Cristofaro
Rotary Club of Leeton Bulletin
Volume: 83          Edition: 18         Date: 18 November 2022
Stories
Tales from the cockpit - Captain Joseph
An enthusiastic Geoff took great pride in introducing our guest speaker and his friend Captain Michael Joseph and his wife Jane.  Captain Michael Joseph born 1951 in Dorking UK, is an identical twin, married to Jane (an Ecologist), and father of two sons.
 
 
His talk was a personal journey turning failure at school into success as an airline pilot.  The entertaining presentation was about all the funny anecdotes that happened along the way which definitely had our club in stitches.  His stories included;  how he came to be walking through the terminal building in his Speedo swimming trunks; why the Surrey police were throwing stones at his bedroom window and what happens when a cow confronts a Jumbo jet, among others.
 
 
 
Michael Joseph has always been spatially aware.  From an early age he was competent at drawing and using his hands to make things from all sorts of materials.  At school in the 1960’s, (leaving in 1968) he was runner-up in a national car design competition with Vauxhall.  His entry was a hatchback before they had been invented.  He became an engineering apprentice at Rolls-Royce Aero Engines in Derby where his original and creative thinking led to him winning a competition, the prize for which was a Private Pilot’s Licence.  Learning to fly was a skill he found easy to master with his ability to judge the three- dimensional concepts of speed, height and vectors.
 
 
In 1971 he joined British Airways as a trainee airline pilot at Hamble.  It was as a distraction from the intensive training that he first took up oil painting.  This soon led to exhibitions in London with the Guild of Aviation Artists, where he won several awards including the Aviation Painting of the Year Award in 1987.  
 
In 1975 he became a First Officer with British Caledonian Airways flying a BAC 1-11 jet.  Then Boeing 707, 747 back to the 1-11 as a Captain.  With British Airways he flew 757, 747-400, 777 until he retired in 2006.
 
   
 
During 1999 - 2014 he went back to engineering inspiring young school students designing, building and racing full size electric racing cars.
 
Today he enjoys the creative process by switching between drawing, painting and sculpture, responding and editing from one work to the next.  In 2017 he held a successful one man show at the Oxmarket Gallery in Chichester and later in the year won the Stride Open Drawing Award.
 
Michael will jump from one medium to another responding to the previous piece of work, reforming and editing as he goes.   Works include charcoal, inks, paint, metal, carbon fibre, mirrors or shadows.  Equally the tools he uses range from a simple brush to a computer controlled milling machine.  There are no limits when working creatively and the outcome is diverse and eclectic.
 
      
 
Although Michael Joseph spent most of his working life as a BA pilot, flying Jumbo Jets he was also responsible for leading the Weald School Team to first place in the National Electric Racing Car competition.
 
Michael is now a full time artist/tutor (drawings, paintings,sculpture) www.mjartist.com
Instagram michael.joseph.artist
 
 
 
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  Graeme’s Something to Smile About
 
“Sorry I can’t go to work tomorrow I fractured my motivation.”
 
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  Carmel’s Brain Teaser  
 
I am the beginning of sorrow and the end of sickness.
You cannot express happiness without me yet I am in the midst of crosses.
I am always in risk yet never in danger.
You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness.
 
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  Director’s Roundup 
 
 
  • Our thoughts and prayers are with the Weston Family.
  • Normal Get-together – Thursday 24 November 2022 – The Hungry Fox.
  • CLUB CHRISTMAS PARTY –DATE CHANGETHURSDAY 15 DECEMBER 2022 – – Draper’s home, catered BBQ dinner supplied.  $25 per head.  BYO drinks only.  6.00pm for 6.30pm.
  • Farmers’ Market - Saturday 3 December 2022 - Mountford Park.
  • Ham Carnival & Light Up Leeton – 4 December 2022
  • Club AGM & Farewell 2022– Last time we gather at The Hungry Fox - Thursday 8 December 2022.
  • Australia Day Breakfast - Thursday 26 January 2023 - Mountford Park.
  • Bitterns Summit BBQ Dinner - Tuesday 31 January 2023Fivebough Wetlands
 
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  Sergeant Barry  
 
 
Sergeant Barry contemplating who he hasn’t fined or who he can get again.  Answer: The letter S.  He even managed to make our guest speaker pay up. 
 
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  Silly Joke / Meme 
 
 
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Graeme’s Quote of the Week 
 
 
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Notices

Upcoming Events
Club Dinner Get-together
The Hungry Fox
Nov 24, 2022
6:00 PM – 8:30 PM
 
Guest: Peta Sinclair, VRA Rescue Officer of the Year
The Hungry Fox
Dec 01, 2022
6:00 PM – 8:30 PM
 
Leeton Farmers Market
Mountford Park
Dec 03, 2022
 
Ham Carnival @ Light Up Leeton
Mountford Park
Dec 04, 2022
11:00 AM – 5:00 PM
 
2022 AGM and last meet of the year & venue
The Hungry Fox
Dec 08, 2022
6:00 PM – 8:30 PM
 
Guest: Salim Choudhury - Behind The Badge & AGM
The Hungry Fox
Dec 08, 2022
6:00 PM – 8:30 PM
 
Club Christmas Party
Draper Residence
Dec 15, 2022
 
Pub Meeting - Social
Wade Hotel
Jan 12, 2023
6:00 PM – 7:30 PM
 
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Meeting Responsibilities
24 November 2022
 
Sergeant
Raadgever, Andrew
 
1 December 2022
 
Sergeant
Rhodes, Matthew
 
8 December 2022
 
Sergeant
Wright, Nicholas
 
Birthdays & Anniversaries
Member Birthdays
Andrew Raadgever
November 4
 
Laurie Lewin
November 19
 
Spouse Birthdays
Bev Fitzsimon
November 13
 
Anniversaries
Grahme Fitzsimon
Bev Fitzsimon
November 9
 
Join Date
Nicholas Wright
November 15, 2018
4 years
 
Bill Aliendi
November 30, 2017
5 years
 
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ATTENDANCE AND APOLOGY BOOKINGS

The Rotary Club of Leeton meets each Thursday at 6:30 p.m. at the MIA Function Centre, Racecourse Rd, Leeton.
Apologies must be given before 11:00 am on the day of the meeting to:
Weston & Weston
Ph: 02 – 6953 3199
Fax: 02 – 6953 3551
Members please note that the Club will charge you for your meal if you do not put in an apology.