President: Geoff Beecher
District Governor: Judy Ford
Editor: Laurie Lewin
Rotary Club of Leeton Bulletin
Volume: 87         Edition: 13         Date: 19 September 2026
Stories
Andrew Thompson - Brobenah Hills

In the Chair  President Geoff

Members: 6

Guests: Mary-Anne Lattimore, Andrew Thompson, Anna

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Visit to the Property

A small, intrepid group of Rotarians gathered at Andrew Thompson’s for a visit on Saturday 19th.

Andrew explained that he purchased the property in 1990’s and it was declared a native vegetation reserve.  It is not farmed but has many incredible native plants. It is a property of 500 acres and backs on to a crown land area of a further 1000 acres. 

The property is totally off-grid but has about 5 years of water storage and some solar power.

We initially gathered in ‘the castle’ that was originally constructed for a reunion of Andrew’s Vietnam Unit. Th e ‘Castle’ was complete with pizza oven (constructed by Arthur Stavrow) and some fantastic tables (courtesy of Paul Sheldrick)

Following a preliminary discussion, a few intrepid ramblers took off for the top of the hill where we met those that had taken the ‘scenic’ route up the mountain in Geoff’s ute.

The ramblers were treated to many native plants and scenic views and were greeted at the top by yet another wonderful view.

The ramblers were then introduced to a waterfall (sans water) and a patch of spider orchids before a late lunch in the ‘Castle’, where we were joined by Andrew and Anna.

This was an amazing experience. Who knew that such a wonderland existed just 15 km from Leeton? 

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Brain Teaser

What does a liar do when he’s dead?

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Director’s Reports

  •  President Geoff

    • The meeting on 24th has been moved to Circa 21 and is a farewell to Jennifer. . Cocktails, Drinks, Pizza and Snacks. 6pm. $20 for food – buy own drink. RSVP by 22 September.

    • 29 Sept and 30 Sept Mental Health Workshop Hydro Hotel Need to book
    • 1st October – Dinner meeting – Rinu Mathews – Southern Cross Care Assumption Villa

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                                                     With Yet Another Apology to Blondes

A plane is in flight towards Toronto, when a blonde in 2nd class gets up, moves to the first class section and sits down.

The stewardess looks at her and asks to see her ticket.

She then tells the blonde that she paid for 2nd class and she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde responds: "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and I’m staying here."

The hostess goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class, who has to sit in 2nd class, but refuses to return.

The co-pilot goes to the blonde and tries to explain that, because she only paid for a 2nd class, she will have to return to her seat.

The blonde responds: "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and I’m staying here."

The co-pilot tells the pilot he should probably make the police wait when they land to arrest this stubborn blonde woman.

The pilot says, "You are saying she's blonde? I will handle this, I'm married to a blonde so I speak blonde."

He goes to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry.", gets up and returns to her seat in 2nd class.

The stewardess and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her moving with ease.

I told her, 'First class doesn't go to Toronto.'

 

A: He lies still

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Notices

Upcoming Events
Farewell to Jennifer Newton
Sep 24, 2026
6:00 pm – 8:30 pm
Circa 21
Mental Health Support Skills Workshop
Sep 29, 2026
8:30 am – 1:00 pm
Historic Hydro
Mental Health Support Skills Workshop (2)
Sep 30, 2026
6:00 am – 1:00 pm
Historic Hydro
NFP Annual Return Due
Oct 01, 2026
Dinner Meeting - Rinu Mathews
Oct 01, 2026
6:00 pm – 8:30 pm
Historic Hydro
Market Day
Oct 03, 2026
8:30 am – 12:30 pm
Mountford Park
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Meeting Responsibilities
Sergeant - 01 October
Brumfield, Alan
 
Birthdays & Anniversaries
Member Birthdays
Peter Draper
September 30
 
Graeme Kruger
October 2
 
Eric Hudson
October 10
 
Barry Patten
October 17
 
Len Wade
October 22
 
Spouse/Partner Birthdays
Patricia Patten
September 11
 
Carol Weston
October 1
 
Carol Lewin
October 23
 
Anniversaries
Len Wade
Annette Wade
September 21
 
Alan Brumfield
Jenny Brumfield
October 6
 
Barry Patten
Patricia Patten
October 26
 
Join Date
Graeme Kruger
October 2, 2001
25 years
 
Carmel Cristofaro
October 12, 2017
9 years
 

ATTENDANCE AND APOLOGY BOOKINGS

The Rotary Club of Leeton meets each Thursday at 6:30 p.m. at the Historic Hydro, Chelmsford Place, Leeton.
Apologies must be given before 11:00 am on the day of the meeting to:
Brian Munro
Ph:0428 696 780
Members please note that the Club will charge you for your meal if you do not put in an apology.