(Thank you to Greg for the report on the meeting).

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Brain Teaser

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Director’s Reports

•  From Nicholas

• Calling all volunteers in Leeton – Invest in yourself while investing in your community!  

• 
  Leeton Connect is proud to partner with Western Riverina Community College to connect local volunteers and community groups with high-quality, nationally recognised training opportunities. Delivered by WRCC, these courses are designed to empower people with the skills and knowledge needed to thrive and make a lasting impact.

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• Courses available include:

• ✅ Food Hygiene
  ✅ Food Safety Supervisor
  ✅ Barista Training
  ✅ RSA (Responsible Service of Alcohol)
  ✅ RCG (Responsible Conduct of Gambling)
  ✅ First Aid
  ✅ White Card

• Funding is available for eligible applicants making this a fantastic opportunity to invest in the skills and confidence of your volunteers and staff.  Volunteers are the heart and soul of organisations!  By providing access to quality training, you can help them continue the amazing work they do while enhancing safety, compliance, and service delivery.   Don't miss out on this amazing opportunity to upskill your team!!

• For more information or to discuss eligibility and course availability, please contact:

• Kim Handsaker at WRCC

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                                                                                 A New Seat

A working bee created the pad for a new Rotary seat.  Thank you to all who turned out to help on the day.

(Thanks to Jennifer for the photos)

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Nuts to You

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.

Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me ...."

He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.

"Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!"

The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.

Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me."

The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord...?" Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.

At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done...."

They say the old man had the lead for a good 5 km before the kid on the bike passed him.

A: 5 minutes

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