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****************************** Brain Teaser Three brothers, John Brown, Mark Brown, and Paul Brown are all suspected of murder. One day, Sherlock Holmes receives an anonymous note saying, “? Brown. He is the murderer.” Which of the three Brown brothers should the police arrest? ****************************** Director’s Reports - President Jennifer
- July is Maternal and Child Health Month.
- Board: Now will be on 16 July.
- Subs due now $330 per year.
- Greg Brown
- The meeting on Thursday 17th will be a film night at the Roxy. The movie is ‘Just a Farmer’. Meet at the Hydro for finger food (6.15 for 6.30) then walk to the Roxy. You need to make your own booking ($15) through the Roxy. Greg is in row GG.
- Thursday 24th will be at the Soldiers Club to set up for the ball.
****************************** Sergeant – Nicholas 
Nicholas provided a good session by playing a sequence of his quirky translations on his recent tour of Asia. We could call it ‘Lost in Translation’. A very entertaining session. Thanks Nicholas. ****************************** Market Day 
Market day started nice and fine, but the day deteriorated as we went along. There weren’t many stalls, and the crowd dribbled through, but we sold lots of bacon and egg rolls and sausage sandwiches because it was a good day for ‘worming’ food. Thank you to all who helped on the day. ****************************** A light bulb moment. Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark." A: Mark Brown ‘?’ = question mark’ So, the note reads ‘question Mark Brown. He is the murderer. *****************************
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