President: David Dean
District Governor: John Glassford
Editor: Dan Cotter
 
Volume 79 Issue 35 - 25 March 2019
 

Stories

Stories
Footy Season Starts
 
As a kick-off the 2019/20 Footy season the club gathered around the TV in the MIA's lounge room.
 
 
Kim worked her Super Power to provide, yet another, amazing "Footy" meal
 
 
And, Bill gave us an up-date on the Leeton Whitton Crows
 
 
danny frawley and mick malthouse are sitting at a place, having a meeting together.
"how do u decide how much u pay ur players?" malthouse asks frawley.
"easy," frawley replies. "i just give them a smart test. example, matthew come in."
matthew richardson enters the room.
"matthew, who is the son of your mother, your father, but not your brother or sister?" frawley asks him.
"oh thats easy, its me!" richo replies.
malthouse is excited about the idea. he goes home and decides to try it with his team. he rings up nathan buckley. "nathan, who is the son of your mother, your father, but not your brother and sister?"
"ummmm," bucks wonders. "i'll have to get back to you on that." he thinks over the question but it still makes no sense to him. he then remembers james hirds smart, and decided to ask him.
"james," bucks says over the phone. "who is the son of your mother, your father, but not your brother or sister?"
"easy, its me," hird replies.
feeling happy, bucks decides to ring mick malthouse and tell him the good news.
"mick! i know the answer! its james hird!" buckley exclaims happily.
malthouse looks at him ignorantly, "no its not you idiot, its matthew richardson!"
 
 
 
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Member Up-Date by Fiona
 
 
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Fine Session by Neil
 
 
and, of course Ditto picks on the guy with the disability...….
 
 
eh??
 
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Friday Coffee Club
 
 
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Remember that this weeks meeting will be held at Council Chambers at 6:00pm sharp.
 
Next Farmers and Makers Market will be on Sat. April 6th. Looking for volunteers!
 
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Notices

Upcoming Events
Leeton Shire Council
Shire Council Chambers
Mar 28, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Dinner Meeting - Rotary and Facebook
MIA Function Center
Apr 04, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Farmers and Makers Market
Mountford Park
Apr 06, 2019
8:00 AM – 12:30 PM
 
Dinner Meeting - Board Meeting
MIA Function Centre
Apr 11, 2019
8:00 PM – 9:30 PM
 
Dinner Meeting TBA
MIA Function Center
Apr 18, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Dinner Meeting - TBA
MIA Function Center
Apr 25, 2019
6:00 PM – 8:00 PM
 
Farmers and Makers Market
Mountford Park
May 04, 2019
8:00 AM – 12:30 PM
 
Birthdays & Anniversaries
Member Birthdays
Brian Munro
March 8
 
Fiona Kibble
March 11
 
Geoff Beecher
March 12
 
Bill Aliendi
March 16
 
Matthew Rhodes
March 16
 
Robert Parsons
March 30
 
John Ryan
March 31
 
Grahme Fitzsimon
April 4
 
Bass Bhaskaran
April 10
 
Greg Brown
April 15
 
Anthony Morton
April 27
 
Spouse Birthdays
Jackie Kruger
March 8
 
Janet Bell
April 2
 
Ruth Parsons
April 17
 
Richard Owen
April 26
 
Anniversaries
Geoff Beecher
Mary-Anne Lattimore
March 30
 
Meeting Responsibilities
28 March 2019
 
Sergent
 
Assistant Sergent
 
Door Welcome
 
Member Up-Date
 
4 April 2019
 
Sergeant
Dowley, Kerry
 
Sergeant's Assistant
Weston, George
 
Door Welcome
Kruger, Graeme
 
Member Up-Date
Lewin, Laurie
 
11 April 2019
 
Sergeant
Draper, Peter
 
Sergeant Asst
Wright, Nicholas
 
Door Welcome
Lewin, Laurie
 
Member Up-Date
 
ClubRunner

ATTENDANCE AND APOLOGY BOOKINGS

The Rotary Club of Leeton meets each Thursday at 6:30 p.m. at the MIA Function Centre, Racecourse Rd, Leeton.
Apologies must be given before 11:00 am on the day of the meeting to:
Weston & Weston
Ph: 02 – 6953 3199
Fax: 02 – 6953 3551
Members please note that if you do not put in an apology, the Club will charge you for your meal if you do not put in an apology.